An opportunity to “do it right this time” regarding internet infrastructure has been provided by the president of ICANN. By conceding that the current stupid plan is, in fact, a stupid plan, there is a chance that “whatis” my proposed better way will become a considered reform. Hopefully there will be new congressional hearings, and if I can get a little timely media exposure, the public can regain ownership of a couple of lanes on the information superhighway --that in turn can be accurately mapped and cleared for the real traffic of real content. Unfortunately, there is little I could find on the web that explains, without bias, in publicly consumable form, the who, what, why, and how of all these infrastructure issues. Here are some links to some of the obtuse "stuff" written on the subject: President's Report: ICANN – The Case for Reform Prepared Statement of A. Michael Froomkin before the Senate 2-14-01 Icann: "Disorganised, ineffective, understaffed and underfunded" Where goes ICANN -- From: Dave Farber Whois stuff: The Murky Debate Over an Internet Address Database I am going to attempt to explain here in simple, direct language what this is all about--and suggest what I hope will be done with this opportunity. No doubt this text will be pretty ugly to start, so I will be making dated revisions. The first thing that should be understood is nothing that has been done to date regarding any internet naming, addressing, or navigation issues has been done in the public interest. The only persons who have had any say or influence on policy are corporate stooges and free-enterprise spamateurs. Bogged down moderating the insider fights between the big crooks (trademark holders) and the little crooks (trademark parasites) over "whois" going to get to exploit internet infrastructure, the sensible public interest goal of creating an open, free, empowering, efficient, stable, and incorruptible infrastructure has not made the agenda of the controlling powers that be. This cart-before-the-horse thinking, has led to cart-running-over-the-horse action. The Issues: -Government Control -Maintenance of Root Servers -Deciding What and How Many New TLDs Will Be Created -Establishing Fair tm Dispute Resolution.--Address Access -The Whois--Owner Accountability--and Web Navigation. Government Control: To the detriment of the public interest, the red-herring dispute over which bad brother--Big Brother Government or Big Brother Big Business--should be in control of internet infrastructure has got everyone missing the objective. The real objective should be to simply establish fair process and logical standards (regulations) regarding how the internet's foundation (infrastructure) is maintained and built upon. The problem with discussions regarding technology is that the terminology often gets too “technical” and too distant from common references. For the technically illiterate (myself to some degree included) I think it is best to think about internet infrastructure in terms of a real (common) world analogy. In simplistic overview, the root of the internet is basically a world-wide pet licensing agency with the added circumstance that the pet's identification number converts into a real name. The only flaw with this analogy is that we don’t license pets so the public can find informational or entertainment content a dog named Flipper or its owner might wish to provide--so you have to pretend just a little. In the real world we license pets to provide accountability and to help prevent the harm and damage “animals” can cause. On the internet, a similar need to discourage certain “bad behavior” through accountability is also provided by the licensing or the “domain registration” process. This analogy provokes the obvious question: Why is a simple bureaucratic function of pet licensing turned into complex, politically volatile, rocket science when the pets live in cyberspace? The simple answer is because the public hasn’t been informed that all the layers of technical and political “malarkey” that have been attached to domain registration have been deliberately contrived to hide the fact that under it all we are just talking about the maintenance of a database of simple standard license information. In the real world, no one could justify to the public the creation of whole industries to perform the simple task of licensing pets. In the real world, people understand that filling in a few fields on a form and installing the information in a logically-indexed, rationally-searchable database is, in fact, “kid stuff” and does not require a massively sprawling, for-profit, corporate solution. Much of the anti-government rhetoric in our nation is produced by the greed that infects our national culture. Years of progress have been retarded on the internet by the damage done by “the soldiers of the greenback” trashing for profit under the false banner of “Fear Government”. The ironic fact is, most of the government is owned by the very people waving the banners. The public is being played with, and the game is to create false choices to keep us monkeys away from the middle where the best, most efficient solutions are likely to be found. The creation of ICANN itself provides good example of this stupid game. Instead of sensibly creating a non-profit corporation (like PBS) to actually accountably manage internet infrastructure (the licensing of cyberpets) within sensible guidelines--we are given in ICANN a fake, non-profit, non-government organization that serves no purpose but to allocate portions of our wallets, and the internet's value, to greedy corporations and the symbiotic scam industries (spam e-mail and spam web content) they shelter. This creates the perfect world for the greed mongers--a government that has avoided accountability and virtually complete freedom for the chaos pimps. It is all as obvious as the spam in your mail box. Why a retard like me is the only one pointing it out is damn scary. ICANN Regovernmentalized? Maintenance of Root Servers Til someone can provide a good reason why anyone should waste anything more than one sentence on this subject, here is my one sentence: The government shoud buy some hard drives and pay the electric bills, and we should worry about the 9 billion more important issues. Deciding What and How Many New TLDs Will Be Created For those who don’t know, TLDs or ccTLDs are the only Theoretically useful Letters after the last Dot in web addresses-- you know that pretty meaningless com, net, org, gov stuff. I say only theoretically useful because, like with most parts of internet infrastructure, an unwillingness to impose any coherent, consistent standards or to allow navigationally useful expansion has reduced these little extra letters to just that--extra letters. Born out of necessity, as a concession to the fact that more than one dog is likely to be called Fido-- ccTLDs were, in hindsight, a pretty lame effort at dealing with the very substantial problem of more than one web site wanting to be called (marketed and accessed) by the same name. I think most people understand that .net .org or .etc alternatives don’t provide a practically equal or even usefully viable choice. I would go a step further and argue that the confusion (misdirection) they cause provides good enough reason to just scrap the whole dot thing. The fact that life is unfair and gives the one Fido that gets to be just Fido some advantage over Fido365 or TheOtherFido or the FidoWithSomeContrivedExtraWordsTiedToHisName, I think, obligates us to make a best effort to find ways to balance or re-even the score where possible. Perhaps little can be done to minimize the real world marketing advantages unfairly granted the one site that gets to be TheOneTrueSite.com, but in terms of cyberspace accessibility, much can be easily done to mitigate the unfairness that exists in the nature of a system that allows words to be exclusively owned and their meaning perverted. Establishing Fair TM Dispute Resolution.--Address Access Assuming the overall objective is to create an internet address system compliant to the needs and intentions of the individual seeking content. The only question that needs to be answered regarding who should be allowed to “own” what domain name is: Is the names “ownership” consistent with what a reasonable persons expectations would be? In other words, when a name contains substantial parts of a brand name or trademark, what the domain name “implies” should be consistent with what it provides. In still other words, if the likely, reasonable, conclusion is that a particular domain name will lead to content provided by a trademark holding company (IBMonline.com), no other person or company should be allowed to use that name. Similarly if the name implies the opposite (notIBM.com) the trademark holding company should not be permitted to use[up] that name. Once we establish by policy that deception is the “bad thing” to be resolved out of existence the remaining question is who should decide the inevitable disputes. Personally I believe there to be sufficient need for clear accountability regarding all internet infrastructure issues to justify the creation of a high level (department head by presidential appointment) government department. This “doit” (Department Of Internet Technology) government agency could be established under the narrow mandate to provide for the maintenance and productive development of internet infrastructure (addressing and navigation) with the clear provision that it would have no authority regarding the prohibition or promotion of any web content beyond preventing deception and misdirection as it relates to root internet navigation. I know the word government scares many-- but from my perspective, without real accountability (political vulnerability) letting some secretive group of insiders dictate policy, and end product, is down right horrifying. <A HREF="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/24318.html" TARGET="_blank"> Net law expert slams domain dispute process</A> The Whois--Owner Accountability--and Web Navigation. Under the current “let chaos and an abundance of spamateurs be your guide” system, internet addresses are being just doled out in an overpriced resellers market that has no consistently applied standards. Who gets to buy what, or how much, at what price, for what purpose, providing what ID is decided by erroneous if not corrupt oversight. The end product of this deliberate non-system, unsystem--is the week, near useless, and quite abuseable “internet rotten stone” known as the “whois” database. The ironic imbecility of the fact that the "internet infrastructure gods" see greater value in giving the public access to my phone number and street address than in providing a concise description of what might be found at my web address --defies logical justification. Returning to my earlier pet license analogy we don’t require pet owners to detail their personal life and than describe the pet they are licensing as “just something named dogorcatxyz.com”. In the real world this kind of nonsense would not be tolerated, and when you consider how fundamental it is to internet function to be able to find “pets/sites” (not owners) based on the sites characteristics you can easily see that the “whois” is just useless "whoie". When I first discovered that we are attempting to build the internet--one of humanities most potentially powerful technological advances--around and upon such a cheap, superficial cornerstone, I wondered: How can this be? Can’t everyone see how stupid this is? ...Than I remembered that I live in a naked-emperor country that is spending 10 Billion dollars a year just researching building an unpossibly preposterous nuclear umbrella... Conceding that it was unreasonable to expect regular stupid humans to know, or point out, a bad design when they see it, I narrowed my wondering to the question: Why aren’t there at least some intelligent, logic loving, radical science types cruising the information superparkinglot screaming “there building the internet on mush”? ...Than I remembered that science gave up on enriching humanity the day after we landed on the moon and it was realized that scientist can just sell tang and enrich themselves instead... So now I am left believing that everyone is either a moron or a sell-out. The good news is I don’t have to wonder why? ...a culture of cheap, plastic people would build a cheap plastic internet. Search engine listings up for bid To be continued. Coming soon “whatis” my expanded and improved “whatis” proposal, soon to include extra special super-duper binary action. Comic Relief: Like Wile E. Coyote I am feeling like a “S u per G e nius” the question is can any of you rascally rabbets prove I am on the wrong track, and train on my parade? |