Mendham: Rent, Long Term Lease or Buy?

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Rent, Long Term Lease or Buy?

Mendham: Town Stuff: Rent, Long Term Lease or Buy?

By 07. 07. on Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 9:22 pm:

Looking for a nice young twat 18-35 or so. Just wondering which of the above arrangements is the most economical. Oh yes, must swallow and may be sublet.

By 07. 11... on Sunday, August 24, 2008 - 8:10 pm:

a short term rental would be best for you.

By 07. 7... on Monday, August 25, 2008 - 10:36 am:

Yes, would certainly have to second the short term rental. The local inventory is exceptionally high maintenance, although if you plan on putting a lot of mileage on it, outright buy may be in order.
There are quite a few local models that look new, even though they have more than the usual usage. Definitely worth "taking it for a spin" a few times, before settling on something.

By 07. 8... on Monday, August 25, 2008 - 8:26 pm:

Keep in mind with the outright buy: the warranty expires the second you take possession. You will also find that things that worked during the test drive immediately fail to work when you take possession.

By 07. 9... on Monday, August 25, 2008 - 9:29 pm:

Yes,must be careful. I had terrible chest pains after acquiring a used model. Seems the salesman thought I had requested acute angina, rather than a cute vagina. Always check the paperwork!

By 07. 14... on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 9:40 pm:

she's a gonna kick your cartuckuss over the Chester Hill like an old shoe.

By 07. 14... on Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 3:24 am:

yes I will rent the property adjacent to yours and build a root'n toot'n gosh darn dandy tree farm. Then grow silver spruces 110 feet tall with miracle grow and seed it with four symmetrical black billy goats to keep the lawn manicured. I would then put up a tent and live in the woods like ambling Jack Taconic Parkway and play a tinny harmonica among all my hanging wind chimes and cow bells wafting through the yard. My gosh I would bring kulture with me. Root'n Toot'n hoe downs with Freshly delivered Morristown pizza. Member to tip your drivers well as they are truly the working poor and deserve the respect and finanical consideration no different than you would endow a donkey climbing up a tall Sierra hill to resupply a gold mining camp in your new section of the hood.

By 07. 9... on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 - 7:04 pm:

With the children back in school, the local "immediate delivery" day rentals are in great abundance...Many offering 0 payment

By 07. 8... on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 - 8:10 pm:

Yes indeed, now that school is open the local landscapers are getting all sorts of calls about coming over to "trim the bush."

By 07. 14... on Saturday, September 27, 2008 - 4:02 pm:

remember to tip your waitpersons well as they are working for low wages and you are employing them on a mostly temporary basis to cart your plates of hot steaming food back and forth to your paper lined tables. REmember to tip your waither and waitress well as they are working for low wages and unlike yourself are not landscaping moguls.

By 07. 11... on Saturday, September 27, 2008 - 9:56 pm:

give them the big tip, and then, if they really deserve it...give them the whole shaft...and keep giving it to them until they scream and get the cream. GavoneBoy gets it in the can!!

By 07. 14... on Saturday, September 27, 2008 - 10:01 pm:

you been standing in too many of the wrong kind of stalls after all those years in juvie. your wait person is the one who brings you the fried plantains and cottage cheese cottage plates by the sea. see?

By 07. 11... on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 12:29 pm:

You lost me GavoneBoy...you're the one with the juvie rap sheet...doncha remember Ole' Bubba givin it to you hard and fast with just your @ss juice to help with the friction-burns...yup, ole Bubba laid you out pretty good back in the day.
Poor GavoneBoy, he can't help it....he was born with Bubba's *ock in his arse.

By 07. 14... on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 2:04 pm:

stalls=bathrooms juvie=your high school wait person=any restaurant personnel carrying your freshly plated grits plates to the customers(clients) tables. Fried Plaintains=your a farmer living on an island surrounded by sea water. Cottage cheese=mush for brains cottage plates by the sea=blue green azores if yur lucky.

By 07. 07. 24... on Monday, September 29, 2008 - 7:24 am:

WoW...looks like I hit another nerve...yo @ss must still be a tad tender from Ole Bubba, even after all these years...or maybe it's just the emotional scars that hurt so much. Quit while your behind GavoneBoy...you're out of your league here sonny. Have mommie give me a call and we'll have you taken care of soon.

By 07. 14... on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 - 10:49 pm:

Beep Beep Beep beep beep beep Beep Beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep and you wond-er why you wollen benifit from THEMEACKERY PARK.!!(chuckle, chuckle, ding ding ding goes the cow bell till its klink klink klink) beep beep beep
KLINK KLINK KLINK beep beep beep

By 07. 24... on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 7:49 am:

another brilliant response from the biggest idiot this side of loserville. GavoneBoy, we're all getting tired of your idiocy. Please leave.

By 07. 14... on Saturday, October 04, 2008 - 5:09 pm:

Just think of all the fun's your missing by not being a participant in THEMEACKERY PARK=THEMEACKERY PARK. YOUR NEW TOWN PARK. THEMEACKERY PARK=THEMACKERY PARK.

By 07. 1... on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 12:38 am:

What ever happened to those lovely sisters on Hilltop Rd that were providing the In Call Tag Team services in the late 80's early 90's. Some sweet tang,although a bit overpriced.

By 07. 1... on Sunday, February 21, 2010 - 4:50 pm:

Did them one night...freebie,just gave them a lift from their jobs in Bernardsville

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