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By puup on Monday, May 16, 2005 - 6:33 pm:

who took a dump every other day in the India Brook Swimming Hole for most of the 80's

By fess on Monday, May 16, 2005 - 7:16 pm:

ok more like every day

By Crapper on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 - 3:52 pm:

Ahhh, Who is "everyone in Mendham hooked up to the sewer line."

By mother on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 - 8:17 pm:

bbbzzzt wrong answer ... "everyone" was not the correct answer untill the 90's

By Brownie on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 - 9:00 pm:

Oops, my mistake. Not everyone took a dump, most everyone left a dump.

By Alex on Thursday, May 19, 2005 - 7:49 pm:

1. Prior to the Morris County Park Commission taking over Sunrise Lake on RT.24 there was a building close to the road. Name the purpose of that building.

2. How many fullsize roadside billboards have been erected in the Mendhams and what were the locations.

By Been Here 2 Long on Sunday, May 22, 2005 - 11:20 am:

Having grown up drinking "mendham water" my brain, or facsimile thereof, may be a wee bit clouded, but I believe the building was Nut Central for the squirrel chasers (Hdqtrs for Park Police) and I recall a billboard at Tingley and 24 and I think there was one on 24 in Ralston.

By Alex on Monday, May 23, 2005 - 4:43 pm:

Bzzzzt......sorry, only one out of three. The building was a Hotel. It picked up some of the overflow tourist's from Mt. Freedom. I can remember driving by with my parents and seeing mattress's stacked up by the main doors. The lake pavillion building is still in use by the park. I have no idea when the hotel shut down, maybe someone else would know. The park police headquaters are about 1/4 mile east. There was only one billboard in the Mendhams and it was at Tingley and Rt.24, a hurricane knocked it down and the owner was not allowed to rebuild.

New question, when was the first person buried in Hilltop cemetery?

By Dead Soldier on Monday, May 23, 2005 - 5:12 pm:

Shortly after they died?

By Alex on Tuesday, May 24, 2005 - 5:21 pm:

Absolutely correct! We would also accept once they got stiff, as soon as they started to stink, or as soon as they stopped bleeding. Tonights question is: There were not many paying jobs available for Mendhams young people, the fun one's always had a waiting list. There was one job uptown that had some degree of difficulty and risk of injury if you jumped in too soon. Any idea as to what the job was?

By Burnt Lips on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 - 5:16 pm:

Would that be "operating the deep fat fryer at he Black Horse?"

By Alex on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 9:15 pm:

In the old days. justice was a lot simpler and quicker than it is today. Name at least 2 Mendham judges and as a bonus, name a side business one of them ran.

By Bailiff Whackhispeepee on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 - 7:58 pm:

I can only recall one, the most Honorable Burton Pariser. I never had to appear in front of him but I have heard some famous lines like: Stupidity in itself is not a crime, but in your case it should be.
You may not be guilty of this charge but you are obviously guilty of something....30 days, bailiff escort him out.
You should plead guilty by reason of insanity, as you must be insane, getting caught doing something like this, unbelievable.

By Nuget on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 3:39 pm:

Speaking of swimming pools.......for a Shetland-Lewis upright Vac or a 9x12 throw rug, who can name a lifeguard at the ol'mudhole that went on to be a staff member at MHS?

By DeepEndOrBust on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 4:21 pm:

I'll take the upright Vac.....Bergman

By SumTingWong on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 4:23 pm:

Reminds me of an old Chinese saying , "Lady happy with grand piano, but thrilled with upright organ"

By Alex on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 8:27 pm:

Here is a classic Mendham question.

Name the owner of a 1970's Mendham Dress Store, who also was on the First Aid Squad.

Answer must include the following 4 items:
His real first name (last name optional)
His nickname.
Reason he was late getting to ambulance for "pedestrian vs. auto" call.
The name of his store.

By Alex on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 8:32 pm:

The two judges were Branton "wake me up, will ya?" Wallace and the Most Honorable Burton C.Pariser, also the former owner of Pyramid Laundry.

My favorite Burt story was the one where the guy said he couldn't afford the $150 Fine and the $75 court costs. So Burt says, "Ok, forget the court costs, just pay the $225 fine." The guy said he could do that. Paid the clerk and left. Think Burt pissed his robe laughing at that one.

By Contestant #2 on Thursday, July 07, 2005 - 1:02 am:

I can only remember two of the four:

Roadrunner
He was the pedestrian, got hit by a car while jaywalking.

By Anonymous on Thursday, July 07, 2005 - 6:52 am:

the store was "Burlap & Silk"

By Alex on Friday, July 08, 2005 - 3:28 pm:

Contestant #2 is correct, Annonymous is incorrect.
The correct name is "The Village Barn", which was rather appropriate as the guy was a Horses Ass, so he belonged in a barn.

Here is a real daily double, name the street of the 40 something couple that runs a group sex party once a month(this ain't no joke)

By Worn out Contestant #1 on Friday, July 08, 2005 - 4:01 pm:

Well let's see, there's the one on East Main, Hilltop Rd, Dean Rd, Mountainside Rd, Drake Rd, and lastly Townsend Rd. Did I name the one you were referring to?

By Trying to buzz in on Thursday, July 21, 2005 - 2:45 pm:

So....what's the answer?

By Alex on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 10:54 am:

The correct answer is Franklin Road.

For a little summer time nostalgia, let's try th new category, "Panty Plantation".

Name the street that now goes through a former wooded/field area that seem to magically grow girls undergarments during the warm summer months of the 70"s.

By Playtex on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 11:03 pm:

Bzzzzzt.....times up. And the answer is?

By Alex on Monday, October 03, 2005 - 3:12 pm:

The correct answer would be, "What is Balbrook Drive", scene of many finger bowl tournaments and cherry poppings.

By mary on Saturday, October 08, 2005 - 6:14 pm:

what the F is a 'finger bowl tournament"???

By M. Chambers on Sunday, October 09, 2005 - 12:10 pm:

Group sex party??? Kidding right?? in uptight Mendham where perception is everything??? this is a joke right...come on tell me its a joke...I can't belive we live amongst such people.....heheheheheh..

By slamajamma on Monday, October 10, 2005 - 10:55 am:

right....sex party(s) in Mendham....sure, happen all the time...and the landskapers are really doing the whole town while hubbie's at work (right!).

..you pepole are so out of it it's scary.

By Alex on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 9:15 pm:

In the late 60's, Lawrence Lowery and The Backers delivered the local dairy products. What did the "Dugan Man" deliver and what make of truck did he drive?

By Alex on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 9:17 pm:

Subject: Poultry and Transportation.

Name 2 chicken farmers who at one time provided bus transportation for the local schools.

By i Know ! on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 9:59 pm:

gerry mosher
and
billy meyerstein

By gerry sorry on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - 10:00 pm:

By Guess on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 12:05 pm:
Who is the Most Bitter Bastard in all of the Mendhams?
By Guess I will on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 1:09 pm:
Hmmmm, I guess the MBB would be Jimmy Gillem. Seems everyone who got caught by the cops during the 70's would give his name. Kid had a real reputation with the police and never went out of the house.

2nd guess would be Voltaire. He oviously has some smarts, guess he can't find a real job or has a chemical imbalance or dependency problem.
By Close on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 2:40 pm:
The Correct Answer (look to the facts and writings that prove) the MBB award goes to the County's Biggest Loser ... gerry the hapless admin.

(aka the thrower of stones from the self imposed isolation (imbalence) of the Glass Hut.)
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By Dwindeling brain cells on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 12:36 am:

Chicken farmers were Harold Trout and the Rowes if I remember right. Trouts house and bus storage/chicken farm was located where Grace Luthern Church now sits. The only thing left is the parking lot and his big barn next to the HS. The Rowes live right next door, they own the sheep field.

The Dugan man? I remember him but don't remember what he sold. Was it bread? The truck was one of those typical milk trucks, don't know the manufacturer. Was the Dugan man the same as the Fuller Brush guy?

By T.R. on Friday, October 21, 2005 - 7:05 am:

Harold Trout....doesn't he live in Harding???

By Alex on Saturday, October 22, 2005 - 11:13 am:

Those dwindling brain cells are correct!! Harold Traudt and The Rowes were the local purveyors of fresh eggs and schoolchildren. The Dugan Man delivered various baked goods in his venerable Divco truck.

Next Jeopardy category: Labor Day Fixtures

Name the old fellow who formerly lived on Talmage Road, then moved to Morristown who would reappear every Labor Day and would proceed to attack an ear of corn with all 1 3/4 teeth. Was a really nice guy, a bit slow, but fun as hell to watch the corn cob.

By Vandalay on Saturday, October 22, 2005 - 2:02 pm:

Gerry?

By Cerebral Meltdown in 3,2,1.... on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 12:18 am:

Damn Alex, that's a good question! I remember the guy but can't come up with a name. That has to be at least 40 years ago.

By 13... on Friday, October 28, 2005 - 7:59 am:

Thats Bobby Hogan ,Alex,i know that one, im his dentist, he was the quickest appointment i had, nothing there, hahaha

By 14... . on Saturday, October 29, 2005 - 10:29 am:

Ding Ding Ding!!! Correct! Bobby "Corn Cob Massacre" Hogan is correct!

By 14... . . on Saturday, October 29, 2005 - 10:31 am:

New Subject: Hardware What was the name of the original owner of Mendham Hardware and what would he tell you if he didn't have what you needed?

By 14... . on Saturday, October 29, 2005 - 10:32 am:

Daily Double: (Gary should get this one) What's with the # assigned rather than name (albeit ficticious ones) of posters?

By 2....... . on Saturday, October 29, 2005 - 11:12 am:

What is... to keep the potty mouth sneeches from using this whole message board as their litterbox.

Alex, you may not have noticed but there's a couple of people who hang around here who make an awful moron mess on almost every single subject ...So, I've decided to regulate the worst of them to their own section and the only practical way to do that is to assign users some sort of ID. Reliable folks like yourself can have a screen name attached to your number-- just put a PS on one of your post requesting I add whatever screen name you would like.

By 9... . on Saturday, October 29, 2005 - 4:39 pm:

Zig.....lived on the road accross from the HS...he was a beauty...I remember my Dad coming home on more than one occasion cursing that guy out......too funny

By 9... . on Sunday, October 30, 2005 - 8:18 am:

Who was Zig.....lived on the road accross from the HS...he was a beauty...I remember my Dad coming home on more than one occasion cursing that guy out......too funny

By 17... . on Sunday, October 30, 2005 - 8:22 pm:

The original Mendham Hardware was located uptown on one of the "4 corners".

By 14... . . on Saturday, November 05, 2005 - 11:01 am:

Correct answer is Sig (or Zig) Kuepferle. If he didn't have it in stock, "Well, you don't need THAT, let me show you THIS.You're trying to do it the hard way".
Next Category: "Pump Ethyl for Me" Name at least 3 former managers of Gunther Esso/Exxon.

By 13... . on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 - 3:46 pm:

BOB WEST,MIKE BERGELT,ISSAC FASANO,MING CHINGY SOUP HE SERVED THERE

By 6... . on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - 11:24 am:

Maybe the soup was the cause of farting in '77.

By 6... . on Friday, November 18, 2005 - 11:00 am:

Let's see, there was Marty Matherne, Jim Swayze,Bob West, Joe Eible and I think Jim Koedatich (sp), the guy who murdered a few women also worked there as a gas attendent at one point.

By 29... . on Monday, December 05, 2005 - 12:01 am:

Alex, it's time for the year end DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!!!!!

By 2....... . on Monday, December 05, 2005 - 2:41 am:

Alex only visits on days of the month the have an R in them with a moon rising over Capricorns left shoulder.

By 06. 32... on Thursday, July 06, 2006 - 7:59 am:

Thanks to Governor Corzines budget crisis, the NJ Department of Corrections has allowed me, Alex, out and about, UNSUPERVISED! And so, it's time to play that all time favorite game, InMendham Jeopardy!!Todays category: Cheap Cigarettes. Name the lovely young lady who worked at both Robinsons and Foodtown and would gladly sell a carton of cigarettes for a $1, provided you gave her a few packs.

By 06. 06. 78... on Monday, July 10, 2006 - 8:40 pm:

Alex, to protect the guilty, what is the girl with the last name that starts with a "Z". As I recall she wanted those smokes for after the real packin'.

Alex, I'll take "oops, there goes another piece of the car" for $100.

By 06. 06. 108... on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 1:53 pm:

Alex , I'll take"Old junk cars for $100 What happened to the guy in the van in the rear of the shopping center? Did he die there? Or did they just pave over his sleeping bag?

By 06. 98... on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 5:05 pm:

Actually, the "van man" knocked up some princess from the Commons and is living there with his I assume now wife and child(ren).

By 06. 108... on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 5:43 pm:

Alex I'll take old junk cars for $400 Where is the first fire truck from mwndham boro located?

By 06. 78... on Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 11:49 am:

Hmmm, I believe a museum in possibly Massachusetts? Let's try "Pub Barflies and MILFS" for $400 please.

By 06. 78... on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 7:32 pm:

Where are the milfs on Thursday nights?

By 06. 06. 126... on Friday, November 17, 2006 - 5:38 pm:

Alex, may I have cheating houswives for $800 please.

By 07. 130... on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 1:12 am:

Cheating housewives may be had for much less than $800. A couple drinks at the Pub should be all it takes. Oops, wait a minute, a couple drinks at the Pub is slightly more than $800! You will have more poontang than you can handle if you let them know your landscaping abilities, speaking spanish is a big plus as well.

By 07. 32... on Thursday, March 08, 2007 - 11:00 am:

Welcome to InMendham Jeopardy 2007..There used to be a Green Cape Cod on Dean Road close to Toute 24. When the Forest Glen development was built, they house had to go. Where is it?

By 07. 130... on Thursday, March 08, 2007 - 11:13 am:

Alex, are you referring to Appleby's house?

By 07. 07. 32... on Thursday, March 08, 2007 - 12:25 pm:

Ding Ding Ding Ding!! That's correct. Where is it now?

By 07. 07. 130... on Friday, March 09, 2007 - 2:12 am:

I can't remember Alex, maybe Halsted Rd? Yeah, Halsted Rd, right behind the Bull and Bears' house. Is Appleby's barn still standing? Do you remember what they used for siding?

By 07. 32... on Friday, March 09, 2007 - 2:09 pm:

So sorry. Correct answer is "what is Dean Road by Mountainview School".Let's move on to the next category, "Naked Girls in Applebys Barn".

By 07. 32... on Friday, March 09, 2007 - 11:21 pm:

BEEEEEEP.......wait a minute, the judges are in discussions, sorry contestants, the "naked girls in Applebys barn" category has been eliminated. Naming any girl from Mendham would have been the correct answer, thus making it way too easy. Speaking of way to easy, for $200, name the street that "hand job Jayne" lived on.

By 07. 32... on Saturday, March 10, 2007 - 12:40 pm:

What is "Emery Ave"? If it's the one I'm thinking of.

By 07. 130... on Sunday, March 11, 2007 - 9:49 pm:

No sorry, the correct answer is "what is Gunther St?"

By 07. 130... on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 2:09 am:

Alex, I'll try "Crazy Red Heads" for $400.

By 07. 32... on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 3:59 pm:

Ok, Crazy Redheads for $400 What street did the redhead live on who was famous for her lack of driving skills and for her high school yearbook quote said" Whoops, there goes another piece of the car" and, for an additional $500, describe the car she kept losing parts from. Model and color please.

By 07. 164... on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 5:44 pm:

"What is Roxiticus Rd and light green Couger?" Will you toss in another $900 if someone can answer the question of what her husband does for a living?

By 07. 32... on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 11:34 am:

Actually, it would be her former husband, but go ahead and enlighten the crowd. Oh yes, I want fries with the answer.

By 07. 32... on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 11:45 am:

Alex the answer is "what is an undertaker?" Former husband? She must have misunderstood the line "I always have a stiff one!"

By 07. 32... on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 9:50 am:

Undertaker is correct!! And the best part was his name...Ronald McDonald!! Ronald McDonalds Funeral Home, Inc...don't know if they had a drive up window, but you got a free Eternal Happy Meal with every casket!!

By 07. 32... on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 9:52 am:

Ok, next category: Automotive Hygiene: CHarlie Wilcox had the BP station on Main Street. He had a mechanic there who was a tad strange, in fact the police once picked him up while he was taking a bath in the stream behind the station/alongside the football field. What was his name and or nickname?

By 07. 07. 2....... on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 11:53 am:

Who is Mr. CleanWrench ?? ?? ?? ?? ?

By 07. 07. 07. 07. 108... on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 3:06 pm:

AHHHH, I think I remember the coveralls and hat , , , GOOBER!

By 07. 199... on Saturday, September 29, 2007 - 5:09 pm:

OK Alex, I'll take "what store was in between the bakery and hardware store?" for $600.

By 07. 07. 194... on Sunday, September 30, 2007 - 10:22 am:

not sure, but I think it had a lot of babes in it...Alex, was it the Ho Sto?

By 07. 194... on Sunday, September 30, 2007 - 10:23 am:

actually, it did always smell like fish...I think I'm right.

By 07. 214... on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 - 12:15 pm:

You need to have a little money to know this one. "Mendham jewlers" Russ Scalso. dead for many years now. Care to go for $1000? What was thw connection with Moro's auto?

By 07. 216... on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 - 12:42 pm:

Hmmm... one of his employees was married to a Moro?

By 07. 199... on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 9:56 am:

Ding..Ding...Ding! The judges say that's close enough, as they can't remember for sure. Maybe someone from the audience will chime in and spill the beans.

By 07. 199... on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 10:52 pm:

OK folks, here's a tough one: "One of the Mendham's oldest business still operating in its' original location" for $1600.

By 07. 07. 07. 07. 223... on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 7:29 am:

Alex,What is Robinson's Drug Store in the center of town????

By 07. 199... on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 10:00 am:

BEEEEEEEEP...........sorry no, that was the obvious answer but not the one in mind. Any other takers? How about a hint.......started business in 1960.

By 07. 225... on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 6:55 am:

That's a tough one...how about the Ford Dealership?

By 07. 199... on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 10:03 am:

BEEEEEEEP........sorry no again, but that was another good guess. The business must still operate with the original name. In the case of the Ford dealership it was originally Freeman Ford. Just to prempt another guess, Moro's is also not the business.

By 07. 07. 07. 86... on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 11:53 am:

Could it be the Black Horse Inn

By 07. 07. 07. 225... on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 12:37 pm:

How about Bailey's Funeral Parlor??? Didn't they open in the early 60's sometime?

By 07. 32... on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 3:23 pm:

Wicker Basket, Mendham Hardware, Coffee Shop, Village Florist, Mendham Jewelers.......

By 07. 199... on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 9:44 am:

BEEEEEEEP.......no, no, no, no, no, no, and lastly no. You have named almost all of the business's in Mendham, except for the correct one. Better hurry with the right answer, I see the judges charging their taser's!

By 07. 07. 227... on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 12:47 pm:

I think it might be the pastime lanes?????????

By 07. 07. 07. 242... on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 8:12 pm:

Are we not picking up on the previous post, might it be Moro's?

By 07. 07. 243... on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 1:17 pm:

How about the Mendham Garden Center on West Main Street

By 07. 07. 164... on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 5:08 pm:

Ding..Ding..Ding! We have a winner! The judges were wondering why so many people had no idea on where to get the best bush in town!

By 07. 199... on Monday, December 24, 2007 - 8:34 am:

I'll take "where's Santa?" for $600 please.

By 07. 199... on Monday, December 24, 2007 - 8:40 am:

OK, the question is " Way way back, if you wanted to see Santa before Christmas, where did you have to go? "

By 07. 225... on Monday, December 24, 2007 - 10:06 am:

OK, how about Bambergers' in Morristown...he landed on the roof in a helicopter?

By 07. 223... on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 - 7:45 pm:

What is the Green in Morristown in that little white house?

By 07. 199... on Wednesday, December 26, 2007 - 11:18 am:

Ding...Ding...Ding, we have a winner! The Morristown Green is correct. Wait, the judges say there is a bonus question related to the Morristown Green. For an extra $400, "after what hour was it fairly safe to drive around the Green in the wrong direction and not have to worry about the police catching you?"

By 07. 07. 223... on Wednesday, December 26, 2007 - 7:52 pm:

Alex, What is 10 p.m. any night of the week????????

By 07. 199... on Friday, December 28, 2007 - 6:41 pm:

Beeeeeep.......nope! Anyone else want to take a shot at this question?

By 07. 249... on Monday, January 28, 2008 - 2:01 pm:

Alex, what is 5:00 am ,too early for the cops and commuters, too late for the homeless people and criminals

By 07. 07. 177... on Tuesday, April 01, 2008 - 9:24 pm:

(BIG YAWN) Oh, excuse me I dozed off, sorry contestants the answer is "What is 2am", that would be the shift change so there are no patrols to spoil your fun. We have a new category called "you post the answer; we guess the question". However we are going to start this one, so for $200 the answer is "if I wanted my dinner on disposable plates I would have had dinner at home".

By 07. 157... on Tuesday, April 01, 2008 - 10:20 pm:

why bloody can't you eat your dinner on brawny paper towels(1 sheet) and save some real folding money for a bloody change? They will hold a dollup of greasy brown gravey leaking mashed taters all gooey and gloppy over a light table lamp so that you can really see what you are eating as God intended you to be able to see.

By 07. 07. 181... on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 11:05 am:

what is sammy's?

Your message is too short. It must have at least 7 words that are at least two letters long. Your message had only 3 such words

By 07. 165... on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 12:25 pm:

gerry,
_Your writing "skills" have really devolved to the rantings of a retard. Wow, I am shocked that you have resorted to scrawling this kind of gibberish on your own website.__you know who

By 07. 177... on Thursday, April 03, 2008 - 6:25 pm:

Folks please excuse the disturbance while a contestant is removed from the stage......guys that tazor probably won't do anything, it appears that shock treatment has had no effect on that contestant so far.....just one more minute....yes, go ahead, make those straps a little tighter......that's it, very good guys.....OK, we're all set.....that freakin' imitation limey should start listening to those voices in his head.....now back to the game!

By 07. 165... on Friday, April 04, 2008 - 1:18 pm:

hey buddy .. try this .. say this over & over, slowly - " I am Wee Todd Did - I am Sofa King Wee Todd Did I am Wee Todd Did - I am Sofa King Wee Todd Did I am Wee Todd Did - I am Sofa King Wee Todd Did "

By 07. 177... on Friday, April 04, 2008 - 6:39 pm:

Hey kid, get off your parents computer and go clean your room. Have you finished your homework?

By 07. 185... on Saturday, April 05, 2008 - 9:21 pm:

who is this gerryy guy anyway? has he had his nappy today?

By 07. 187... on Tuesday, April 08, 2008 - 9:33 pm:

Question: In what bizarre accident did Gary Mosher lose both of his testicles?

By 07. 165... on Friday, April 11, 2008 - 1:35 pm:

I dont think self hating self inflicted castration can qualify as accident, but rather as Charity to the Masses

By 07. 8... on Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 8:06 pm:

OK contestants, here's a new category, "Gavone boy: true unmedicated retard or just a plain asshole".

By 07. 28... on Monday, August 25, 2008 - 10:18 am:

Ok folks , letts get back to the reason we are all here. If you are from here and you say you had dinner at sammy's last night , we can assume you had to go down to the basement for your booze and you had either steak or lobster for dinner. But if you say you had roast pork for lunch at sammy's, where were you and where did you eat?

By 07. 07. 8... on Monday, August 25, 2008 - 8:29 pm:

bzzzzzt: What is the Colonial Pantry on West Main?

By 07. 28... on Thursday, September 04, 2008 - 11:46 am:

Ding! Ding! Ding! Give that man a cigar! But smoke it outside or Sammy will run you through a slicer. Now for our next topic:Diesel engines. Who kept a diesel tractor/trailor in his back yard even though he lived in a resedintial neiborhood

By 07. 32... on Thursday, September 04, 2008 - 11:55 am:

To easy, Who is Geisel on Wilson Street

By 07. 9... on Thursday, September 04, 2008 - 7:19 pm:

Ah, but Diesel Don was a grandfathered use and quite frankly, I wish he were running 50 trucks out of there, to piss off the neighbors.

By 07. 14... on Saturday, September 06, 2008 - 8:00 pm:

you'all need to litter up and throw a few rusted and broken washing machines and dryers in yur yards along wit some ole messed up jalopies, fords, and chevys, the odd ripped up wreaking crane, backhoe and flipped bobcat. And I see hanging clotheslines all over the yard(grass unmowed) the spare cow chewing in, 3 scraggly black goats, and the odd sheep, a dustbin mule and a brown spotted donkey. Lots of rakes and shovels laying strewn about now, and shattered shears, laquered solid paint brushes, cracked pliers, broken hammer, bent putty knife, and flipped over bird bathes. Represent Mendham well now ya'll hear, as the blog-o-sphere awaits your newness.

By 07. 07. 8... on Saturday, September 06, 2008 - 9:21 pm:

Lil Gavone-boy is off the meds again or maybe oxygen has been cut off to his brain, he is some dumb f'n retard.

By 07. 8... on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 - 7:47 pm:

OK Alex, I'll take "who was chief of police when..." for $500. And the answer is "when the electric gallows were built in the center of town"

By 07. 14... on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 - 9:45 pm:

someOne is hallucinating I-talians when he's really in a horse barn talking shop with Mr. Ed.

By 07. 8... on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 5:48 am:

Please excuse the delay while the crew re-charges the tazor, we have a contestant that requires some shock treatment.

By 07. 07. 07. 30... on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 6:38 am:

Alex, I'll say "Who is Chief Cillo"?

By 07. 07. 37... on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 8:23 am:

Alex I'll say " Who was Chief Moore" that was back in 69 or 70 I think...

By 07. 8... on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 7:50 pm:

Contestant number two is correct, it was Chief Earl Moore. For the record the electric gallows were traffic lights, the first in Mendham. OK number two, are you feeling lucking, whats your next topic?

By 07. 38... on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 8:57 am:

how fat are you ? for $100, alex
_ill say 284lbs

By 07. 7... on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 3:29 pm:

Your response must be formed as a question......time to tazer this contestant too

By 07. 8... on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 6:51 am:

Please excuse the delay while contestant 07.38 is removed from the stage. The qualifications for being on Jeopardy are a minimum IQ of 15. The judges did notice that his IQ on the application was crayoned in as 1.5 but thought it was a mistake. They should have realized the error when the home address listed was "my mom's and dad's basement". OK we are good to get back to the game. I'll pick a category to speed things along. For $300 "official town vehicles", and the answer is "what is a station wagon".

By 07. 38... on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 8:48 am:

this is neither interesting nor entertaining. you stink sir, or more likely, madam

By 07. 07. 07. 39... on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 11:31 am:

What was Mendham First Aid Rescue Squad's first ambulance?

By 07. 38... on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 12:30 pm:

yer granny and her lil red wagon

By 07. 07. 8... on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 6:38 pm:

Great, another retarded family member of Gavone-boy has gained access to the internet and also has the innate ability to soil topics. Take your meds asshole. Oops sorry, I didn't realize my microphone was on. Now back to the show, no sorry it was not the rescue squad.

By 07. 9... on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 6:48 pm:

What is "the dog catcher who lived on Talmage Road" I heard he took the impounds in and mounted them himself, telling them "I'm going to make you bark like a blind three legged chihuahua with a lisp, baby" Duval was his name.....recall he had a daughter that was no stranger to being mounted.

By 07. 8... on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 8:19 pm:

Bzzzzzzzt......sorry another wrong question. Anyone else want to give it a try? Anyone other than Gavone-boy or any of his dumb fucking family. Oops, sorry again, microphone still on.

By 07. 07. 07. 11... on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 10:14 am:

what was the mendham police paddy-wagon car?

By 07. 8... on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 12:25 pm:

DING DING DING...you are correct! The borough didn't have an offcial squad type car until the mid-1960's. OK the board is wide open, the next category is your choice.

By 07. 14... on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 1:17 pm:

was there ever a local postmaster who drove a bus to school?

By 07. 9... on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 5:06 pm:

Who was, "Jack Panella"
Alex, I'll take "twist it which way" for $1000,The old po boxes were combination locks. What did you have to line the arrow up with, and how many turns AND which direction(s) were required to open the box.

By 07. 8... on Sunday, September 21, 2008 - 8:03 am:

Alex "what were letters, 3 turns, clockwise, counter-clockwise, and clockwise again". Alex, I'll take "the big three" for $2000 please. The answer is "at the time of its closing, it held the record for being the oldest in the country"

By 07. 7... on Sunday, September 21, 2008 - 1:28 pm:

Bzzzzzt...close.....3 clockwise 2 counter 1 clockwise.....The answer is "at the time of its closing, it held the record for being the oldest in the country".....What is: Kate Emmons vagina

By 07. 07. 14... on Sunday, September 21, 2008 - 3:14 pm:

who was the ones who kept horses inside their house?

By 07. 8... on Sunday, September 21, 2008 - 8:33 pm:

Not Kate Emmons or Tempe Wicke. Common now, who are "the big three"?

By 07. 8... on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 - 6:06 pm:

I know, you are thinking "who is Moe, Larry, and Curly?" but can't make up your mind as to which Curly is the correct one. Don't confuse Shemp with the two Curly's. Regardless, that is not "the big three".

By 07. 9... on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 - 7:02 pm:

Gunther (hic, get me another there bartender)Motors..... Mr Goodwrench was known as Mr Corkscrew....drank away the franchise

By 07. 8... on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 - 8:06 pm:

DING DING DING we have a winner! Gunther Motors was the oldest Chevrolet dealer in America, it started out selling horse drawn carriages way before cars were invented. In the 70's the business was trashed faster than you can say "hey honey don't worry about your puke on the leather seats, we'll put this creampuff on the used car line." OK let's move on to another category. Contestant 07.9, the board is yours.....

By 07. 07. 07. 9... on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 - 8:44 pm:

I'll take "What's this goo on my windshield" for $100

By 07. 07. 9... on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 - 9:59 pm:

"goo on the winshield for $100" Ok, the answer is.."3 parts molasses,1 bottle worcestershire sauce,2 cups oatmeal,3 or 4 eggs(including shells)and bottle of honey, 1/2 jar of peanut butter and a dash or two of mustard"

By 07. 8... on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 6:34 am:

Contestant 07.9 is on a roll! The board is yours, what is your next category?

By 07. 07. 7... on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 4:39 pm:

Is someone going to present the question to the above answer??

By 07. 8... on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 8:02 pm:

Ok Einstein it looks like the category is F'n Wise Ass, it is customary to choose the dollar amount.

By 07. 07. 7... on Thursday, September 25, 2008 - 4:00 pm:

Uh, Einstein(8)...if you ever watched Jeopardy you would ralize they give the answer and you have to ask the question...soooooo, try it again:
the answer is.."3 parts molasses,1 bottle worcestershire sauce,2 cups oatmeal,3 or 4 eggs(including shells)and bottle of honey, 1/2 jar of peanut butter and a dash or two of mustard"

By 07. 07. 07. 07. 07. 07. 8... on Thursday, September 25, 2008 - 8:30 pm:

OK, let me see if I understand this, the category is F'n Wise Ass for an unspecified dollar amount and the answer is .."3 parts molasses,1 bottle worcestershire sauce,2 cups oatmeal,3 or 4 eggs(including shells)and bottle of honey, 1/2 jar of peanut butter and a dash or two of mustard." If it had some cheerio's in it I would guess "what is a penny morey special?" but since there are no cheerio's I'm going with what is "our parents aren't home and the babysitter is locked in the basement so we'll mix up some weird gooey concoction from the cupboards and refrigerator to hurl at cars with the occupants drunk out of their minds after a binge at the Pub thus scaring the living daylights out of them and then watch them lock up their brakes and spin out of" ....bzzzztt Oh so sorry, the judges say your time to answer has elasped. Would another contestant care to buzz in and give it a try?

By 07. 9... on Thursday, September 25, 2008 - 8:34 pm:

Nah, that was close enough. Choose your next category...."Vintage Shopping Center Tenants"...."Flatfoot"....."Local Oddities"

By 07. 8... on Friday, September 26, 2008 - 7:15 pm:

Alex, I'll try local oddities for $600 please.

By 07. 9... on Friday, September 26, 2008 - 7:46 pm:

Local Oddities, ok...."Drove a late 60's Blue Chevy Nova and his nickname was ______ spelled backwards. For $200 additional, what "non factory" option did he have installed on the car.

By 07. 07. 8... on Saturday, September 27, 2008 - 8:38 pm:

Very good question, ummmm...."who was stun, nuts spilled backwords. The non-factory option was the big whip antenna on the bumper." You should also have asked about why he always wore a long sleeve shirt, it was to cover the bite marks on his arms. What do you think the possibilities are Gavone-boy is his son? I take local oddities for $800 please.

By 07. 9... on Saturday, September 27, 2008 - 8:58 pm:

Bzzzzt...whip antenna is incorrect, so sorry...correct answer is; What is a spotlight.
Local oddities for $800... The house formerly on the site of the Post Office is now on Main Street across from Rowes farm. The "pre post office" family was.....

By 07. 8... on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 8:28 am:

Ok, "who was the Manzone family?" If I remember right it was pronounced man-zo-nie. I'll take local oddities for $1200 please.

By 07. 9... on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 11:20 am:

Oddities for $1200...."This was determined to be the cause of the fire that finished off Joe's Snack Bar"

By 07. 07. 14... on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 11:36 am:

when did chester become a yuppie enclave and a white collar town?

By 07. 07. 8... on Monday, September 29, 2008 - 6:32 am:

What is "After finding out his new partner (son-in-law) broke his leg while trying to kick over a constuction zone marker at 50 mph, Joe went out to do some 151 rum flaming shots and after quite a few decided he wanted an electrocuted hot dog which caught fire while Joe was passed out."

By 07. 7... on Monday, September 29, 2008 - 4:01 pm:

Close.....correct answer 'Overheated fish tank filter", but anyone who remembers the electrocuted hot dogs deserves the win.

By 07. 8... on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 - 10:11 pm:

A day after the fire Joe invited all the regulars in for one last round on the house and fish sandwiches.

By 07. 76... on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 6:07 pm:

WHAT WAS CHESTER JOES REAL NAME AND WHAT WAS HIS FAVERIT SAYING

By 07. 90... on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 4:37 pm:

He used to hand out cash to all the regulars at Joe's Snack Bar and lived over the Pastime Club.

By 07. 07. 76... on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 7:17 pm:

RED HEAD ROXITCUS ROAD LISA TRUBULL GOOD TOPPER

By 07. 76... on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 8:44 pm:

I REMEMBER HER I WAS A LOT OLDER THEN HER I MET HER IN JOE SNACK BAR REEL REDHEAD I HIT HER IN BACK OF MY PICKUP TRUCK LOTS OF FUN I HEAR SHE LIVES IN NEWYORK

By 07. 76... on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 8:51 pm:

DO YOU MEAN FIRE CROTCH SHE LIVES UP IN HARLEM SHE SEEN MORE BLACK COCK THEN THE URINAL AT THE APOLLO THEATER

By 07. 85... on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 10:02 pm:

I remember that, someone was banging a passed out redhead in the back of the pickup while I was banging the truck owners mother in the cab. I lost my zippo lighter that night, did you happen to find one in your truck?

By 07. 1... on Sunday, November 22, 2009 - 6:40 pm:

THAT WAS NOT MY MOTHER IN THE CAB IT WAS BILL WHITEHOUSE YOU WERE BANGING AND YOU RAN OUT OF ASS BEEDS AND USED YOUR ZIPPO LIGHTER YOU POLE SMOKING COLON COWBOY

By 07. 1... on Sunday, November 22, 2009 - 10:39 pm:

No, that was definately your mother, she SCREAMS just like you do. Funny you should mention pole smoking, that was also something your mother knew how to do. Didn't even have to hold her head down, she sucked on it like a dirt devil. So now where is my zippo paper asshole boy?

By 07. 1... on Monday, January 11, 2010 - 9:49 pm:

Alex I'll take "state facts" for $400 please. Ok contestants the answer is "the official state bird".

By 07. 07. 1... on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 - 7:45 am:

What is the middle finger? Actually there are two offcial state birds, the middle finger on each hand.

By 07. 1... on Saturday, January 16, 2010 - 5:53 pm:

It has been determined that the Mendhams have the highest concentration of douchebags per square mile.

By 07. 1... on Friday, January 22, 2010 - 6:18 pm:

let me guess...most of them reside in mendham twp?

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